Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Crosby Quick To Recover; Mortified Girls Forced To Sniff

Sidney could maybe possibly anticipate thinking about coming back soon.  He is by far the bravest player in the NHL, facing and overcoming such adversity.  His concussion has only kept Sid out of the league for 4 short months, which has to be some sort of league record. Anyways..... In this photo, Sid has done a really horrible thing.  He ripped a big flapping moist one right behind these two beautiful young girls.  The girls were so ashamed of themselves for being so vulnerable around Sid, who they knew to be a violent fart-sniffer, that they blurred their faces out of this frontline photo, fresh from the stink trenches of Pittsburgh. Sidney knows what he's done in this photo, he even seems to be celebrating it. Your fans are disappointed Sid. You're supposed to be a role model.

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