Crosby Quick To Recover; Mortified Girls Forced To Sniff

Sidney could maybe possibly anticipate thinking about coming back soon.  He is by far the bravest player in the NHL, facing and overcoming such adversity.  His concussion has only kept Sid out of the league for 4 short months, which has to be some sort of league record. Anyways..... In this photo, Sid has done a really horrible thing.  He ripped a big flapping moist one right behind these two beautiful young girls.  The girls were so ashamed of themselves for being so vulnerable around Sid, who they knew to be a violent fart-sniffer, that they blurred their faces out of this frontline photo, fresh from the stink trenches of Pittsburgh. Sidney knows what he's done in this photo, he even seems to be celebrating it. Your fans are disappointed Sid. You're supposed to be a role model.

Crosby Still Injured; Farts in Bowling Shirt

Well, Sid's still out. What a trooper. He got a concussion from an almost hard hit and he's only out for 4 months.  In this picture, our hero is wearing a really great penguins bowling shirt. He's like a weasely fart-sniffing Guy Fieri. Sid is pictured here terribly embarrassed by the stink of his dirt-hole.  He tries to cover the stench with folded hands, but to no avail.  The youngster in the forground seems to be immersed in a flatulent daze.  He gets to huff the farts of his favorite NHL super star.

Crosby on Long Term Injury Reserve; Sniffs Farts in To Ease Pain

Disappointed with his concussion during the Winter Classic game, Sidney cups a fart and wafts it towards his face. He is ashamed of his injury and of his stink.  Lost in a smelly haze of sadness and regret, Sid basks in his defeat. You'd think one little concussion wouldn't keep such a great resilient player out for too long right?

Crosby Sniffs Farts From Stanley Cup: CONFIRMED

 

 

 

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It seems that suspicions have been confirmed with this photo of Lil Sid marching the Cup through the firefighter district of Pittsburgh's stink valley. The photographer has captured Sid cracking one off and wafting it towards his fire-fighting groupies with the Stanley Cup.  The look in his eyes is one of flatulent mischief with a hint of embarrassment.  They gave their lives on 9/11 and Sidney wafts farts in their direction? Tisk Tisk Sidney.

Crosby Sniffs All-Star Fart: Caught by Ovi

This is one of the clearest, most concrete pieces of evidence that Crosby is a fart sniffer.  In this picture (taken at last years All-Star game) Crosby is enjoying one of his farts (as per usual, no big deal). But what makes this photo great is that Ovechkin has noticed Crosby's awful fart and seems to be condemning him in disbelief of the smell and the inappropriateness of his disgusting gesture.

Crosby Sniffing Farts in the Media

This image was captured between two scenes from a rousing Crosby interview. I like this image because it depicts Crosby Sniffing two different farts in two different places, but with the pictures overlapped as they are, it seems that the two fart smitten Crosbys are somehow wafting in unison.

Crosby sucks down a real grimey mess of a fart in this Reebok commercial.

Here, Crosby takes a 10 second inhale of his fresh butt smog as he unties his skates, post-game.

Crosby tastes a little bit of the almost silent fart he tried to sneak during this Stanley Cup press conference.  You're not fooling this concerned sports fan Sid.  I can see the stink in your eyes.

Signey Gulps Farts at the Winter Classic

Sid struggles to capture the smell of this one, as it blows about in the snowy winter air.

As Sid takes a breather he lets one slip up against the Pens bench, he is unhappy with the resulting scent.

"Ew, Sid that's a real ripe one," he thought to himself.

On the road again (sniffing farts)

Even Sid can't stand the stink on this bad boy.  He cringes in disgust of his uncontrollable dirt cloud.

A little something extra may have come out on the tail end of this one. In this photo, Sid is quick notice his mistake and would soon hurry to the locker room to get himself cleaned up.

Crosby Sniffs Farts in the Igloo

Sid lets a loud flappy one flutter from his loose cheeks as he struggle to tape his stick.  Good thing he's got those shotgun barrel nostrils open to catch a whiff.

Bending down to take a faceoff, Sid can't help but inhale a little bit of his own butt musk. Look at those babies flare.

Sidney thinks to himself, "Oh Sid, that's a real hot stinky thing you did."

This fart got caught up high in Crosby's garbage mustache, P.U. Sid!

Crosby+Mario: A Fart Sniffing Family Affair

As soon as Sid was drafted, Big Mario took the shook little penguin into his nest where they could huff each others farts without the prying eye of the media.  In this picture, Sid has let a subtle squeaker slip and Mario was the first to notice, he laughed to himself, "What a stinky little rascal!"

Young Fart Sniffer

Sidney has clearly been sniffing farts for years.  This picture, taken in the early days of Crosby's turd-laden career, leaves no question that Sid has just taken a meaty wiff of a real rank one from under that Canadian Juniors jersey.